Earlier this week the Webmaster and I were watching something on Comedy Central (probably South Park, The Daily Show, or The Colbert Report), when the a commercial for Ron White’s new special aired.  The Webmaster rewound the program and pointed out to me that Ron White is morphing into David Bowie.  For those of you who don’t know who Ron White is, visit his Comedy Central bio page.  Watch the Scotchguard and Scottish Nationalists videos.  And to provide pictorial support of the Webmaster’s assertion, I present Exhibit A.

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Not enough proof?  I found this picture while searching for a current photo of White.  I present Exhibit B:

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DISTURBING.  I don’t dislike Ron White; I think he’s a decent comedian (and I appreciate that he doesn’t use stereotypes of Southerners to get cheap laughs unlike some of his Blue Collar Comedy Tour compatriots, ahem LarrytheCableGuy).  But a man who once went by the alias of Tater Salad is not someone I would ever guess would become a Bowie Doppelganger.

3 Responses to “Prepare to be Very Scared”

  1. Latetotheshow Says:

    That second picture suggests he’s morphing out of Warren Zevon. But I noticed that, too, and it’s profoundly disturbing.

  2. Webmistress Webmistress Says:

    No beloved musician is safe from Ron White. I fear to think who he will morph into next.

  3. Latetotheshow Says:

    Beyoncé?

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